Gardening with beer
With our lunch, James chose a gardening show. The man was making lots of concoctions to put on your ground to help plants grow better. For example, for baby plants mix:
1 can beer (enzyme activator)
1 cup dishsoap (softens soil)
1 cup antiseptic mouthwash (messes up the sex life of diseases)
1 can cola (sugar)
1 tsp. instant tea (can't remember why)
and then spray on the ground where you will plant your baby plants. He made quite a number of these and one ingedient of each one was either the beer or whiskey. And he measured stuff using shot glasses, making me wonder.
Anyway, we get to the end of the show and James says "He sure does use a lot of beer!" Yes, indeed.
1 can beer (enzyme activator)
1 cup dishsoap (softens soil)
1 cup antiseptic mouthwash (messes up the sex life of diseases)
1 can cola (sugar)
1 tsp. instant tea (can't remember why)
and then spray on the ground where you will plant your baby plants. He made quite a number of these and one ingedient of each one was either the beer or whiskey. And he measured stuff using shot glasses, making me wonder.
Anyway, we get to the end of the show and James says "He sure does use a lot of beer!" Yes, indeed.
posted by Aphra at 11:22 AM
1 Comments:
Eww... Imagine the way the ground smells after all that stuff? Yuck!
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