Not a zombie in sight
I know Gerald was really looking forward to the zombies that were potentially going to materialize, but there were none.
I was rather amused by the events section of the Star:
The Toronto Zoo opens its Sharks at Stingray Bay attraction on Saturday, which goes great with its new exhibit of endangered African penguins. Although not at the same time. That’d be a lot to digest.
The zoo’s flightless birds will have some company on the endangered list this weekend, as humanity joins them on the brink.
The rapture, by some accounts, is scheduled to hit Toronto at 6 p.m. Saturday. A fiery five-month apocalypse is expected to follow.
The Gardiner will remain closed.
As most people probably noticed when 6pm hit the Gardiner did indeed remain closed. Who knows what Harold is calculating now? He may want to spend more time reading the Bible than calculating to improve his accuracy.
Luke 17
20 Once, on being asked by the Pharisees when the kingdom of God would come, Jesus replied, “The coming of the kingdom of God is not something that can be observed, 21 nor will people say, ‘Here it is,’ or ‘There it is,’ because the kingdom of God is in your midst.”
After eating the lovely at the end of the world pizza, I walked to SDM as they had some good (end of the world?) sales. Mouthwash and cookies. What a combo :)
I was rather amused by the events section of the Star:
The Toronto Zoo opens its Sharks at Stingray Bay attraction on Saturday, which goes great with its new exhibit of endangered African penguins. Although not at the same time. That’d be a lot to digest.
The zoo’s flightless birds will have some company on the endangered list this weekend, as humanity joins them on the brink.
The rapture, by some accounts, is scheduled to hit Toronto at 6 p.m. Saturday. A fiery five-month apocalypse is expected to follow.
The Gardiner will remain closed.
As most people probably noticed when 6pm hit the Gardiner did indeed remain closed. Who knows what Harold is calculating now? He may want to spend more time reading the Bible than calculating to improve his accuracy.
Luke 17
20 Once, on being asked by the Pharisees when the kingdom of God would come, Jesus replied, “The coming of the kingdom of God is not something that can be observed, 21 nor will people say, ‘Here it is,’ or ‘There it is,’ because the kingdom of God is in your midst.”
After eating the lovely at the end of the world pizza, I walked to SDM as they had some good (end of the world?) sales. Mouthwash and cookies. What a combo :)
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