The teen years with no verbs

James is now a teenager!
And has given up the use of verbs. His favorite sayings now are "Can you not?" and "I can't even". To which I always object that there are no verbs. He doesn't care though.

He has his book club today, so had me bake brownies last night so he could contribute. (It is a school thing, not a voluntary thing)

Tonight we wants Dominoes pizza for dinner. Maybe I'll make brownies again.

I took the day off work- for one thing to celebrate James' birthday. The other is that the house needed a cleaning badly because I didn't get any done on the weekend.
I told James I would go to school with him but he wasn't too keen on that idea (I was joking)